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Hey Guys
I'm Mimi
I'm 14
I'm from Buffalo, N.Y
My hobbies include watching anime, and t.v, being on Tumblr, and being a dork
Also I AM DAVE STRIDER AND HE IS ME

WHALES
gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

(via stareatnight)


posted 1 week ago
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hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

(via ednerdelric)


posted 1 week ago
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boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

(via pages-page)


posted 1 week ago
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jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

image

(via riley-coyote)


posted 1 week ago
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*ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk* 

officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

(via foxboros)


posted 1 week ago
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lapfoxs:

this is literally everyone on tumblr

(via spectromagiic)


posted 1 week ago
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irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via allmyhanddrawnsoul)


posted 1 week ago
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drawingofthesunwearingsunglasses:

spooky orientations for halloween:

  • lesbooan
  • zombi
  • aliensexual
  • ghostay
  • panskeletonual
  • homorobotmantic
  • straight

(via shirtnapkin)


posted 1 week ago
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bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

(Source: seraphica, via wejumpedoutawindow)


posted 1 week ago
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britmitch:

pureinsamity:

i have some handcuffs… i think you know what i’m thinking.

we’re going to arrest every single furry. every single last one of them

britmitch:

pureinsamity:

i have some handcuffs… i think you know what i’m thinking.

we’re going to arrest every single furry. every single last one of them

(Source: terminaltides, via ruinedchildhood)


posted 1 week ago
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